jecks juvenile journals

It was the night before 2006. Time to foresee the future. So we cast the bones of a chicken which was dead for a year and a night…

No, not really. We took lead and jelly babies instead. As the lead pouring* was taking place the mighty oracle already saw that the jeckmeister and the outsider may have some common grounds in the year to come.

But the real shine from above came only moments later. To the surprise of the other people the jeckmeister drawed exactly the same combination of jelly babies as the outsider had. What did it mean? More self-appreciation, less destructiveness on your own life and the advise to give away your money freely and with both hands.

By the way: Both lead oracles looked like asian dragons.

What can we say? The tickets for Thailand have already been booked. Maybe some astrologers must rewrite their calendars because 2006 will be known as the year of the jecksider.

That’s all for now. May hilariousness ensue, because one thing is for sure: Some people really deserve better than last year.

_{* The lead (or tin) is melted and then poured into cold water. Your future is then read from the shapes formed in the water in much the same way as reading shapes in tea leaves.}

Edited on Jan 1st 2006, 18:19 by jeck