Daily Archive for January 7th, 2004

from the insulted customer department

From description of a mp3-player at amazon.de:

[Quote] This device is built according to the KISS-principle: KEEp IT SIMpLE AND STRUCTURED! [Quote]

Hmm. Although this explanation of KISS* somehow has a point I like the original meaning better…

*Keep it simple stupid.

Edited on Jan 8th 2004, 00:28 by jeck

Karate Kid

In the seminar about indian religions today we talked about our personal religious belief and practice. Since the prof thought the matter to be very personal he set some rules before the talk begun.

Everyone may say something or not.
Silence between statements is okay.
No one judges or comments on previous statements.
The statements are not to be told anyone outside the course room.

(I hope this entry is vague enough. I may not make to much sense, because other things where involved which I wont post here due to the rules.)

After a few statements D. got very excited about a statement and tried to defend itself rather fanatically although no one had attacked him in the first place. After a while the prof told him that he could calm down, because there was no one who wanted to argue.

Then I got to speak and said that he (D.) did not follow the rules, because he interpreted a statement by another person as attack and tried to prove it wrong thus judging it.

But the prof didn’t agree with me, quite the contrary: He thanked D. for his statement and said it was a valuable addition to the discussion which showed that personal belief always is a complex and often emotional topic.

I was dumbfounded then. I had made the same mistake as D. because I had attacked him for his statement. I felt like Karate Kid who gets rebuffed by Mr. Miyagi for a stupid mistake he could have seen himself.

You will be assimilated - Resistance is futile.

The Outsider succumbed to my repeated beatings and signed on. Now I gotta beat him some more so he writes too. W3LCOm3 m4+E!

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Edited on Jan 7th 2004, 00:30 by jeck

News on Martians and Lady Di

According to the New York Tribune “Scientists agree that the people of Mars differ from us in many ways. The Martians are believed to have very large noses and ears and immense lung development, because of the rarefied atmosphere. Their legs are poorly developed, because matter on Mars weighs less than here and sturdy legs are not needed to bear their weight. Birds and butterflies are very large and beautiful.”

[via boingboing which I found through the recommendations at bloglines]

The Register knows everything about the various conspiracy theories regarding Lady Di’s death. It sums up to: “King Harrod killed Jesus and then the Merovingian-led lizard people in unholy alliance with prince Charles, MI5 and French paparazzi terminated the Queen of Hearts in order to provoke nuclear war and prevent Mohammed Al Fayed getting a British passport.”




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