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Daily Archive for August 29th, 2003
So the last few weeks I neglected my blog pretty bad. And now all I want to do is rant about the last Buffy episode which was aired yesterday here in Germany.
[Spoilers] For Christs sake, you gotta be kidding me. We seriously should believe that it takes the end of the world and the Urböse to let somebody figure out that all they have to do is drill a friggin hole into the ground? And who dies? Buffy? Willow? Far from it: Spike and Anja. Why that? And what about all those apocalyptic sex and Good Bye scenes? What were they about? AAAAAAAAARRGGHHH.
My ending would have looked something like this: While Willow is performing her ritual ( which takes her more then 4 candles and a fire brigade axe ) Buffy enters Hell. Buffy has cool Kung Fu Fight with the evilknevil and kills it finally. Then realizes, that the army of hell is still there. Then realizes that the amulet was meant for her. Meanwhile Willow gets consumed by magic and turns into badgirl again. New Girlfriend sheds a tear and then pulls the trigger. Willow explodes.
Meanwhile Buffy has figured out the inscription on the amulet. “Faith shall slay she who is dead and give herself do the beginning of a new day.” So Faith uses the Axe to behead Buffy, bathes the amulet in her blood and gives it to Dawn. Dawn transforms into a superholy being which destroys all the darklings, then sends Buffy to heaven. Wood really is hurt to much and dies in the bus. Faith can’t stand and collapses in tears. Dawn and the stupid boy make silly comment. Spike and Anja ride away on a Harley making another silly comment. End.
Okay. I never really was the big Buffy Fan but I thought the ending of such a successful TV show could be special. Wrong. Even “Beowulf” was better… [/Spoilers]
edited for typo.
Edited on Aug 29th 2003, 11:37 by jeck
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